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Cultivation is just so scientific!
by Sunflower seeds eating crowd
The Immortal stroked the top of my head, and as my hair was tied up, I was bestowed with eternal life.IBM z15, 190 CPUs, 40T of memory, 12.2 billion transistorsArriving in the Cultivation World with a portable data center space, a tale of cultivation aided by the IBM z15.All for the sake of immortality!
Another Stupid Isekai
by MasterHexer
This is an Isekai styled story, written from the point of view of the protagonist.Discover the secret of the new, unknown world with Peter, as he sets his first steps in an empty, ruined city. Meet new people from all around the globe. Fight, laugh, and cry.
Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?
by Mizako
Horrible Accident? CheckOtherworldly Soul Yeeting? CheckTaking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? CheckUnable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double CheckIn the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so.But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, st…
Reluctant Hero: Damn Protagonist, Why Are You So Useless?
by eprins
After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he…
This Holy Knight is So Despicable!
by 1 tael of yellow split peas
In history, the most notorious Holy Knight! Corrupt Light! Holy Sinner! Blasphemer! The Irreverent! Wright has many well-known titles within the Church of the Holy Light.Angel: "The Goddess tells us to guard against fire, theft, and Wright!"Evil God: "Could you stop targeting me alone when you fleece us?"Evil Dragon: "He not only extorted my money but also abducted my precious daughter!"Devil: "Hell is still too kind and pure for Wright to handle!"Yet this man, whom the Goddess of Holy Light con…
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
Love So Sweet
by zetsubouaichan
The first time they met, the little boy had pulled her hair, hoping to get her attention.When they met at the kindergarten again, the boy was glad that the girl had no longer remembered the previous incident. However, getting close to her was not an easy task as the girl was always surrounded by others who admired her.Once the boy finally got the girl’s attention, his family decided to move to another country.Years later, the two of them crossed paths again. This time, the boy pulled the girl’s …
This Wizard is So Unscientific!
by Black No. 2
Grounded in the Transcendent, framed by the Sequence, the Wizard ignited the Source Energy and spewed out a mist of Origin Energy.The roaring sound of steam echoed through the entire epoch!In the depths of shadow and the dark tide.Countless greedy, twisted, polluted, and deformed gazes were coveting this roaring new World.The World began to buzz with activity!A certain Wizard, however, was lurking silently in a corner."I like to develop!""Then, what is the deal with those Demon King's heads and …
So You're Such A Doctor Song
by Leaf Snow
Changqing has always felt that she's incomparable to Guan Ying in every aspect. Even though she is pretty and has a good family background, this world is nothing more than a world where Princes are more attracted to Cinderellas.Her first love that she dearly remembers in her heart for years eventually becomes Guan Ying’s current boyfriend and her fiancé is Guan Ying’s ex. He has yet to forget Guan Ying.A business marriage brings Changqing and Song Chuyi together despite the absence of love.In pu…
Not-So an Extra
by Admirably_
Suddenly being thrown into the novel's world and possessing a pretty much fucked up character made him have no choice but to continue his life as a new identity.And just like any sane person who transmigrated into a book, of course, he would destroy every red flag that stood in his way.Yet, unbeknownst to him, every single thing he did was just wrecking the storyline more and even more; to the point that the plot had become utterly screwed, thanks to him.=====A/N: This novel is heavily inspired …
A Vow So Beautiful
by valeriex
"Prisana, it's not too late to stop now before we do something we both regret.""Break me," she whispered into his lips. "You're the kind of despicable man I'm looking for that can ruin me for good.""That I can do."———————VOLUME 1 - AVSB COMPLETESummary: Vows are supposed to be promises of undying love. But they were broken even before the bride—Prisana could make it to the altar. Fate brought her to Dane. A mysterious man turned CEO.They were never supposed to meet. When they share a night of pa…
So Long As You Live, Debts Will Have To Be Paid Eventually
by Lin Xian
After the divorce, my mom came back crying to find my dad: "Let's get remarried."I smiled faintly: "Is there something you need?""Oscar just pulled down that girl's pants, he didn't rape her, yet he's going to be sentenced to a year...""He is the only bloodline of the Smith Family, I have to bail him out..."I said calmly: "Sorry, we have no money!"
Your Not So Ordinary Villain
by bluerabyss
A millennium had passed, and everything had lost its meaning in his eyes. Many heroes emerged from generation to generation, but he stood the test of time. That was his life, waiting for someone to come along and defeat him, but no one did. Nobody dared. Nobody tried. How can he allow this to happen? With the aid of his magic, he rose from his throne and set out into another world in search of excitement and, perhaps, a worthwhile adventure.What would happen if this last boss decided to venture …
System Cheat: Why Are My Skills So Stupid… Yet So OP?!
by LazyDiablo
The boy born with cursed eyes, said to be the traitor of all races.Discriminated against all his life will he fight back, or be consumed by hatred? Or will he learn to rise above it?In the world of magic... the Order of Arcane, filled with seven top races, all united by one thing: hating the color of his eyes and a certain name.This kid shall pay for a crime he never committed, etched with seven mythical curses by who? Who knows.How to release them? Solve the seven Akashi riddles.Will he win? Or…
My Not So Sweet CEO
by Diella
Lily Martinez was a beautiful and ambitious student. She loves to do things on her own instead of getting help from her parents. She always tries to survive. Calvin Thompson, the leader of the school bullies, often clashed with Lily and made high school and university hard for her. Their relationship was complicated; they both loved and hated each other. Calvin made it his goal to challenge Lily and torment her. Their rivalry was famous on campus.Years later, after leaving those tumultuous days …
My Boss Is So Arrogant
by AnonnaRahman13
"Marry me!!"Rose stared at the person who was sitting infront of her crossing his long legs.She gripped the fabrics of her dress.Her nails were digging into her soft flesh but she was not concerned about it at all.If she was some other girl,no wonder she would be very happy and consider herself lucky but she very well knew the person infront of her was not less than a devil."What if I don't agree?Will you kill me?" Rose said coldly staring directly at his charming grey eyes without any fear in h…
So, You Are A Protagonist
by Fallen_Void
Discord:https://discord.gg/rSUe5eKtRt*************************************************************What do you think would happen when someone from cultivation world extracts memories of a transmigrator, especially when the transmigrator has read countless amount of cultivation novels, containing near endless stream of information about the path of Dao and the ways of cultivation.And what happens, when that extractor is not the hero...But the villainous young master?The story follows Zheng Xie, w…
The World Is Stupidity: And You Are Stupidity.
by Yoredream
If it's not wanted, why are they approaching me? Do they like me for a reason.Well, I just want to live freely and then die.... a homeless person who wants to find the truth about his life.Maybe I'm a bum, but my world is my home? Or my house is my world.That's what my life is like! Fight to defy the fate of justice.
Stupid You and Me
by blueprimate
Maria never expected a late-night encounter on the rooftop of Aether Music Entertainment to change everything. As a tech worker lost in code and routine, she had no place in the dazzling world of idols —until she met him.And falling for him? That might just be the stupidest thing she has ever done